Remote-Controlled Extreme Sex Machine BDSM

You think of yourself as multi-lingual. After all, you speak three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendos. The latter, however, is your forte. You are always ever so horny, despite not letting it show. Ironically you are tough to please—the string of men walking in and out of your door will prove that. You do not delight in vanilla sex because you have no time for romance. You want it rough. Intense. Hardcore.

Take a break from all these underperforming men and get drilled the way you like. The Remote-Controlled Extreme Sex Machine is at your service.

Your new fuck buddy will rock your world, and it does not tire. It’s got the stamina you crave, being made of high-quality metal. Enjoy 4-5 thrusts per second at a 3-15 cm telescopic distance, depending on its position. Yes, it has a very potent motor and an adjustable frame, so expect to be satisfied in whatever stance you desire. For a robust machine, this one’s hushed. The sound it makes is gauged at only 10 to 30 decibels, so your moans are the only thing you have to try to keep down. It has a wired speed controller, but it comes with remote control, too, should you decide to engage in a sultry solo session.

This set is available in three variants. Buy Variant A, and you’ll get the sex machine and a standard purple dildo. On the other hand, Variant B comes with an extra flesh dildo with veiny shafts for a more realistic feel. But the complete set among the three is Variant C, which has the standard purple dildo, a spare flesh-colored one, and a masturbation cup.

The Remote-controlled Extreme Sex Machine will never leave you high and dry with whichever variant you decide to get. So click that button now and enjoy sex as you’ve never had it before!